FAIL!

Okay, so, I'm not really one for e-mail forwards. They annoy me and I mostly delete them before reading them. I don't want to forward a email with pictures of cats in boots or little chicks with roses in their mouths spread out between lines of a cheesy poem about friendship that ends with a threat that if I don't forward to 25 people I will die in 48 hours. No thanks......but there is a forward that I totally LOVE......it's the FAIL forwards!! These pictures are so hilarious and I like to look at them over and over. Here are some of my favorites...



Oh Melissa....I suppose that ciggie your sucking on is so much better for your unborn child huh? Can you say 'white trash'?

Look at Fiddo's face. He soooooo thought he had this...

OMG!!! there are no words! and this is permanent....

Jose, Jose, Jose....didn't anyone tell you to cut Maria out of the photo you were using for your fake I.D.?? FAIL!

This is great. Notice Grandma's raised arms provide somewhat a little protection for the baby. Dad is an idiot who covers baby's wrong side of face. It's Grandpa who's the hero and takes one for the whole team. Although I kinda think the bat should have gone for the lady in the stripped tank who doesn't even seem phased and is still poppin peanuts....

This lady loves her dog so much. Look how excited she is to be here!! If I could have one wish in the entire world it would be to see the photo taken 2 seconds after this one....

'nuff said....



if you cant beat 'em.......steal their equipment?

I'd pick this guy up....it looks like the sun's setting....he could protect me.

I just love how she's so good that she still holds her form....point those toes Helga!!




I don't blame her....those things can be very confusing....



Hahahaha...sucka!!!

and last but not least....my favorite!!!!!

Oh man..........caught!!

Yoga Baby

So......this morning Ryan wanted to play the Wii....he loves playing the tightrope walk, the ski jump, and hula hoop.......well, this morning he happened across the YOGA section of the game. He ended up really loving it! (A boy after my own heart!) He was so cute to watch, and he was really into it.....check out some of his poses below. Oh yeah, sorry about the lack of pants....clothes are optional....

Never leave a 5 year old alone!

So tonight Ryan is spending the night with me. I needed a quick shower so I decided to set him up in the living room with his Nintendo DS. I explained I would be really quick, I would leave the bathroom door unlocked if he needed me, and not to open the door for strangers, and blah blah blah. He was fine and was so engrossed with his game I figured he wouldn't even notice my quick absence. I had left him like this before with no problems. How much trouble could a smart independent sassy 5 year old get into anyways right? I was in the shower for maybe 6 minutes. I stepped from the bathroom calling Ryan's name......this is what walked down the hall to me...

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Seriously......this is what I saw!

Where the heck did he find all this stuff anyways??

Okay, so I learned my lesson! From now on Ryan sits on the toilet while I shower? Nah.....I'll just tie him up! ; )

Auntie's New Years Rockin' Eve

This New Years Eve I got to spend with some pretty cool guys! Two of my nephews, Ryan and Christian! We had so much fun! We started the night with a trip to Red Robin for dinner with Granny! Mac and Cheese never tasted so good. Red Robin must have been the place for kids to be cause it was a mad house! I have to tell you a story. So we were sitting there eating and these three middle eastern guys came in and they had there head wraps on. A little girl (maybe 4) came out of the bathroom and saw them and screamed "PIRATES!! Real PIRATES!!" Everyone in RR just froze with embarrassment. The guys acted like they didn't hear anything and Ryan leaned over to me and said, "Doesn't that little girl even know those aren't pirates? They're from Africa!!" I was cracking up and it totally made my night. Kids really do say the darndest things. Cosby was right. Anyways we the made a trip Target really fast to pick up a movie. I left Granny in the car cause she can't walk and it was just a quick trip....Well.....I guess I shouldn't have done that because I left the heater on full blast for Granny-it was like 30 degrees out!! And when we got back to the car (maybe 10 min later), Granny was pissed off!! It was so hot she was almost sweating and I could hardly breathe in the car! I yelled "Granny! Why didn't you turn the heater off?!" She said "Well I didn't know if it would turn the whole car off or whatnot." Anyways after a long lecture from me she stated, "Well don't worry about it, if it got too bad, I woulda just broke open the window here..." I gently asked her if it ever got that bad, if she could please just open the door instead? So crisis averted, we went home to watch Nacho Libre (sp?). Halfway through the movie-Granny went home and the boys lost intrest and started a gun fight. Around 11pm I sat them down for painting into the new year! It was a great night, and we had sooooo much fun. The only thing that would have made it perfect was if Noie-oie could have been here with us! We sure do miss that little guy!
So here's some pictures from the end of the night. I hope everyone else had a fun and safe night! Happy 2009!!




They were trying to work and getting annoyed with me trying to take so many pictures.

Out with the old and in with the new!

I love this picture....I didn't know the T.V was going to come out so clear....51 seconds till 2009!!

Christian was explaining to Ryan that when the ball hits the bottom, it's the New Year!

They are such good share-ers....

The boys were outside poppin' fire crackers and spraying silly string until 12:30! I'm sure the neighbors were so happy! ; )




After it all, they were so hyped up with excitment and sugar, that they didn't go to sleep till after 1:30....I was so tired from being up at 5:00am for work, that I crashed out before them!

Leonardo DeKarly

Random things i've painted.....I've done so much but thrown most of it away cause i dont know what to do with it....

This is Elphaba from wicked...she is so misunderstood.... : )

lol...I tried to do this picture that I love of my nephew Noah, but i REALLY suck at people...

This is my African Girl...she's the first human i did. i love her.



jesus. lol.....

this is a picture i did of my friend Natalie who past away 2 years ago in a car accident. love you Natty!!

weirdo flower....

"Thank you SANTA!"

Okay so today Santa came early to Grandmas and left Ryan his sack full of toys!

He started in on the last present....the biggest one...

No way!

It's exactly what I wanted!!

Thank you Santa!!

Ryan had been asking for Batmans wings-FOREVER!

Best. Christmas. Ever.

Motivation

I get e-mail forwards of these things at work and they are so freakin entertaining that I thought I'd make some of my own.....I can get carried away and wanted to do practically all my pictures, but I restrained myself to these few.....more to follow!